Kieren and his less than stellar enthusiasm about his epitaph.

(Source: monroesimon)

THIS CAT IS AN OLD MAN

(Source: okithecat)

mooncleric:

milesmorale:

Infamous 3rd year “My father will hear about this” Draco refusing to participate in Lupin’s class on boggarts because the whole thing is ridiculous but when it’s his turn he walks up to the wardrobe and Lucius Malfoy steps out

THIS UPSETS ME

owlapin:

hay-needle:

Do you slip it on him tail first?

nah i just hold it open and he crawls in
owlapin:

hay-needle:

Do you slip it on him tail first?

nah i just hold it open and he crawls in
owlapin:

hay-needle:

Do you slip it on him tail first?

nah i just hold it open and he crawls in

owlapin:

hay-needle:

Do you slip it on him tail first?

nah i just hold it open and he crawls in

roughkiss:

peevsie77:

gay-undertones:

gay-undertones:

So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters

So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces

aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK”

I PRESENT TO YOU

ONE DIR”SHREK”TION

350 shrek faces

No face left uncovered

Now we wait

MAN DOWN MAN DOWN

This is a thing of beauty

It’s the dedication that makes this joke so funny.

  1. Camera: GENERAL IMAGING CO. A950
  2. Aperture: f/3
  3. Exposure: 1/30th
  4. Focal Length: 6mm

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

(Source: billycraplan)

f0xyshy:

If Linkin Park plays in the forest and no one is around to hear it, in the end, does it even matter?

(Source: lillaverser)

nvansistine:

lianabrooks:

britegreenstar:

libraryadvocates:

lalie:

The fact that the ALA shared this link is so gloriously bitter and angry and I love it.

Is there a portmanteau for that? Angritter? Bangry? 

My library card already gets me multiple “real” books, e-books, audiobooks, magazines and movies per month. For free.

Kindle Unlimited offers nothing from big presses, and no guarantee the authors will get paid fairly for their work. Libraries buy the book up front for a higher price (and a better binding). Kindle Unlimited offers the authors a variable percentage of a as-yet-undetermined-and-unannounced amount of money. 

While Amazon touts Kindle Unlimited at “Netflix For Books!” the reality is Netflix signed contracts with everyone whose work they offer so that actors, screen writers, best boys, and the rest of those people get paid for the shows and movies you watch. Amazon does not.

That means your favorite author isn’t being compensated for their time or work. If you love a book series and want to see the next one get published: buy the book or hit the library. Starving authors quit writing because they like eating. 

Most libraries offer these services for free already - even ebooks and audio books. The fact that Amazon isn’t paying it’s authors is super shady though :/

(Source: sebstans)